Dual....:-)
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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