Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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