She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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