Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.