There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My pussy is not your playground.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Can you repeat that, but with context?