idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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