I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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