you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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