I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You pole danced in your parka.
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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