Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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