the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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