i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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