I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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