Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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