Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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