I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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