Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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