Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.