I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
home. puking in laundry basket.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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