garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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