How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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