I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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