the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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