speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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