You're completely useless in the revolution.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
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bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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