Whod you bang
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just took my morning after pill in the library
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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