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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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