There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.