If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.