Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.