Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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