am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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