I don't think brook has ever known best
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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