Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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