I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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