question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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