I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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