I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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