he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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