So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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