you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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