If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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