I CAN MOONWALK!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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