i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
How external is "for external use only"?
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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