she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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