Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm going to jail i love you
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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