He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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