On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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