He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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