They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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