Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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