Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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