Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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