I bet he comes in French.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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