Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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