is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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