She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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